Sunday, December 14, 2008

coincidences...


so, i'm working on my christmas cards, and thinking of a friend of mine in l.a. - davidicus - who loves perogies*, but used to have a hell of a time finding them. this led me to a yen for perogies with my dinner, so i made some.

and lo and behold, from the happy little thoughts, came happy little perogies.

not the weirdest moment i've ever had, but amusing (to me) nonetheless.

*perogy, pierogi, pirogi

oh yes.... as a side note - i'm on holidays for about a month. thought i'd have a little more time to ramp up the ol' blogging, but life is busy, so i'm not on a computer much.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Riddle....

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


(See comment section for answer)

Thursday, November 13, 2008

not for everyone.....

it's the only thing that's made me laugh so far today, so here is a joke a buddy at work sent me.....
(i'm sure that alone says something about me. it's not for everyone.)



A Priest books into a hotel and says to the receptionist ' I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled...'

She says, 'No sir, it's just regular porn, you sick bastard'

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

election day.....


here's both halloween pumpkins. nowhere near as scary as what is going on in the states today.

To all my amurcan friends......

ya... fuck.... i wish all y'all good luck with that.

Friday, October 31, 2008

happy halloween....


one of the pumpkins i carved with my 4 year old son

Thursday, October 30, 2008

your fate is sealed....

as well as the two german wax seals, i recently picked up another seal. i happened upon it quite by chance, so i see it as fortuitous. i did manage to contact someone who is knowledgeable about these things, and got a rough market value, and some information.

the seal is likely a cast steel stock item, that was then hand engraved by a skilled engraver. the time period estimated for the piece is likely early British Victorian (The Victorian era spanned roughly 1833~1901).

one of these days, i'll bite the bullet and pay to have someone who deals with heraldic symbols to translate this seal - the possible history of it intrigues me. seals were generally used as identification. letters or documents were sealed to prevent/show tampering, and guarantee the identity of the sender. when the owner of a seal died, the seal was generally destroyed as well to prevent (what i guess equates to in these days) identity theft. i imagine they weren't terribly common either, as they were probably fairly expensive to have made, and not really required by the working classes.

i myself wonder if this was for a wedding ban - as it appears to be two family crests hung together by a tied ribbon from a crown, and wreathed by some type of flowering vine.

quite an amazing amount of detail, given that the oval is just over an inch at it's longest point.





Monday, October 27, 2008

in the news....

this just in... eyewitness photos of a giant troll terrorizing the local trains. stay tuned for details at eleven....




* ok, you got me..... that's pretty much all i have. the troll took a nap - trains ran on schedule unscathed. no mayhem.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

going postal....

wow... i thought the price of gas was bad. i just went to mail a small package (size 1 padded envelope, about 4"x8"x1/2"). i was given 2 prices:

standard mail: $ 3.75
express mail: $ 51.32

i had to have her repeat the second price, as she was trying not to laugh as she said it. makes me wonder, is it hand delivered by someone that looks like this* if you pick option 2?





i mention it only because the difference was so vast i was completely stunned by it. as you can imagine, i sent it regular post. i don't need it delivered in 5-8 business days.... 3-6 weeks suits me just fine, as it rarely ever takes that long between major cities.

heck, even regular mail to a friend in a tiny little town in mexico only takes 4 weeks.

*sorry grant, that was as close to a Jbunny as i could find for this post.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

heil history....

a while back, i picked up a was seal stamp that i thought was quite interesting, and probably not very common. i posted about it, as i was looking for a translation of the high german. my father in-law didn't learn high german, and could only partly translate it.

when i purchased the seal, the place selling it had a second seal, but at the time i didn't have the money (well, still don't but....) and didn't really realize the significance until much later. here is the first seal:


I believe I have mostly tranlated (or figured out) the text:
Staatliches Jahn Gnmnarium in Salzwedel

Staatliches: National
Jahn Gnmnarium: Jahn Gymnasium: Friedrich Ludwig Jahn School
in Salzwedel: Town of Salzwedel

So, this was likely the seal used for the 'National Jahn School in Salzwedel' during the Nazi rule.


the second seal, i later realized when i began looking into translating the first, had the coat of arms for the town of Salzwedel on it. this is what made me realize i should probably go back and buy it and keep the two together. thankfully, it was a not very interesting chunk of brass, and over a year later it was still exactly in the same place. I will mention that this seal does not have a handle, and it appears to have previously been mounted to something that was removed. Hence it is only a square of brass about 1/2" high - and thankfully easy to miss.


Konigl PR Gymnasium Salzwedel

Konigl PR: Royal Priviledged
Gymnasium: School
Salzwedel: Town of Salzwedel

This appears to be the seal that was in use for the 'Royal (Grammar) School - Salzwedel' as it was in 1918 - until renamed Jahn Gymnasium in 1931, and was likely the precursor to the seal above.

I would be more than happy to be corrected by anyone who has better knowledge of such things, as I've relied primarily on Google.

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images were scanned and flipped for readability - they are actually mirror images so that the was seal itself appears as above.

How did they end up in my hands? I bought them from a shop that specializes in military memorabilia and antiques. They were liquidating someone's collection of Nazi memorabilia. How they got them is anyone's guess - but I would imagine at some point, someone decided they were a nice 'souvenir' while they were helping to liberate the town.

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misc notes during researching the above:

Nazi Rise to power: 1925-1933
WWII: 1937-1945


Jahn School History (excerpts):

6th Period National Gymnasium- National Gymnasium Jahn 1918 - 1937
  • 1918 November-Revolution: Royal Grammar School will state humanistic Gymnasium with 9 years of schooling
  • 1931 Naming: Jahn Gymnasium
7th Period Jahn school - State School for boys 1937 - 1945
  • 1937 Converting the state into high school gymnasium for boys with 8 years of schooling
  • 1943 - 1945 Use of students of class from 6 to 8 as an Air Force-Navy assistant helpers at the
  • 1939 - 1945 Second World War - More than 140 former pupils had their lives as victims of World War II
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German Eagle (Wikipedia excerpt): The Nazi party used the traditional German eagle, standing atop of a swastika inside a wreath of oak leaves. When the eagle is looking to its left shoulder, it symbolises the Nazi party, and was called the Parteiadler. In contrast, when the eagle is looking to its right shoulder, it symbolises the country (Reich), and was therefore called the Reichsadler. After the Nazi party came to power in Germany, they forced the replacement of the traditional version of the German eagle with their modified party symbol throughout the country and all its institutions.

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some history of the town of Salzwedel, snipped from wikipedia:

Salzwedel (IPA: [ˈzaltsveːdəl], officially known as Hansestadt Salzwedel, is a town in Saxony-Anhalt, Germany. It is the capital of the district (Kreis) of Altmarkkreis Salzwedel.

The castle of Salzwedel in the Altmark was first documented in 1112. As part of the Margraviate of Brandenburg, the settlement was first mentioned as a town in 1233.

As in other German cities during the time of Nazi Germany under Adolf Hitler, the Jewish segment of the population of the city was systematically disowned and driven out of the city.

In 1943, the Neuengamme concentration camp built a female subcamp in Salzwedel, capable of holding more than 1,000 female prisoners. Eventually more than 3,000 women were held there, both Jews and non-Jews. The guard staff at the camp included sixty SS men and women. One Aufseherin is known today by name, Lieselotte Darnstaedt, who was born in 1908. Darnstaedt also served at Ravensbrück before coming to Salzwedel. On April 29, 1945, the US Army liberated the Salzwedel women's subcamp, and also a men's camp nearby for male non-German political prisoners. They were shocked to find more than ninety corpses of women who had died of typhus, dysentery and malaria. At the beginning of 1945, prior to the arrival of American ground forces, Allied war planes attacked the main train station of Salzwedel, killing 300 people. The US Army eventually turned over control of the city to the Soviet Red Army, causing Salzwedel to eventually become part of the German Democratic Republic.

On November 9, 1989 the East-West German border crossing near Salzwedel was openend, along with East-West border crossings in the rest of the country, allowing East Germans residing in Salzwedel and elsewhere to travel freely to West Germany for the first time since the building of the Berlin Wall. In 1990 Salzwedel received its first democratically elected city government.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

yet more freeware....

Paint.net 3.10: http://www.getpaint.net/
http://www.brandonz.net/projects/zscreen/index.html
http://www.apophysis.org/ - Fractal
http://keepass.info/index.html

just some links to interesting or handy items... nothing mind blowing... more just a reminder for myself when my system crashes and i must rebuild.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Gobble Gobble....


to my fellow canucks, i wish you all a happy turkey day.

to my american readers, you should hold onto that sentiment until all y'all catch up to us canucks ;)

to everyone else who stops by, i wish you a joyous day of celebration, whatever that may be for.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

for sale cheap....

head on over to e-bay and bid on one of the coolest things I've ever seen.

for sale, cheap... slightly used... only fired once.





http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180295129086

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

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Friday, October 03, 2008

spending money.....

took wednesday off since the weather was nice, and headed to a small town an hour or so away that has a decent collection of antique stores. i don't usually buy much - prices are, well... antique store prices. but once in a while you find something you either just have to have, or the price is reasonable (because the person doesn't really know what they have).

it's also interesting because you can tell where my current focus is when i head out there by what i've bought. in the past couple of years, it's been tools mostly. this round was something different.

behold:
the Art Deco Swivodex Zephyr Glass Inkwell, with unspillable swivelling base. (mine didn't include the pen, but i've included the image so you get a better sense of it.)

Zephyr American Corp "Swivodex"
Trade mark pats. Pending New York , N.Y.


The price wasn't a steal (it was pretty much the average
of the price I see online for these - $65 CDN)



i also ran across a fountain pen - i'd never heard of the brand, so i walked away, only to spend 3 hours of extra driving to go back the next day ;P

the Globetrotter, by Elysee - slim pen in bright steel with a map of the world applied in 24k gold plate, fine nib in 14k gold, 1992-c1997.


The company had a short history, but I have yet to read a bad review about these pens - so far i'm very impressed by how nice it is to write with, although perhaps a little slimmer than I'm used to (slightly larger diameter than a pencil or bic stick pen).

1925 Paul Dummert begins making jewelry in Pforzheim, Germany
1980 Élysée brand is created
1991 Staedtler acquires Élysée
2000 Élysée ceases production

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

infantile.....



my better half who received this by e-mail didn't think it was funny, nor the fact that I laughed for about half -an-hour..... is this one just a guy thing? anybody?

Monday, September 22, 2008

irony....

having survived 2 days last week of the nastiest stomach flu i've had in years, i find myself sitting alone, contemplating at work today.

i say alone, because everyone else in my section has called in sick, with..... you guessed it.

there's a subtle irony here, that i just can't appreciate. maybe down the line, but i have my doubts.


** i swear your honour, i didn't know i was contagious - it hit me at 5am.... and i was over it when i came back to work....... damnit.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

did you know......

that refried beans, pretty much look the same going in one end as they do coming out the other?

however, they do:

  1. provide a source of fibre
  2. provide their own propulsion for expulsion

hmmm... perhaps i should have just title this post:

Mexican, perhaps not the best choice for a first meal after a 2 day stomach flu.....

Monday, September 15, 2008

turn of phrase....

in the movie donnie darko, the character played by drew barrymore has what is referred to by "a famous linguist" as the most beautiful phrase in the english language written on the board.....

cellar door


phrases can catch one unawares by sound, by meaning, by memory....

other phrases that have stayed with me over the years:

  • unmitigated audacity (Frank Zappa, Don't Eat The Yellow Snow)
  • Seven Sentences (found item)
  • cunning stunts (infantile humour)
  • cunning linguist (also, infantile humour)

donnie darko - definitely worth watching

Thursday, September 11, 2008

khrēsmoi


oracular utterances, called ''khrēsmoi'' in Greek language

got a call today from a friend. they received an email, that stated "you have been infected with a major virus. click here." So they did........

....damned if that e-mail wasn't correct.


they called to thank me for backing up all of their data last night..... looks like i'll be doing a system rebuild on the weekend.

Friday, September 05, 2008

Endymion

Endymion the shepherd,
As his flock he guarded,
She, the Moon, Selene,
Saw him, loved him, sought him,
Coming down from heaven
To the glade on Latmus
Kissed him, lay beside him.
Blessed is his fortune.
Evermore he slumbers,
Tossing not nor turning,
Endymion the shepherd.
Theocritus

Saturday, August 02, 2008

the vacation.....

was short. but... a couple of amusing memories.....

Matthew is 4

  • Guess who discovered how to make farting noises by blowing against his forearm?
  • We had chicken nuggets for lunch at "Mr. Donalds". (Mr. Donald was not at home, but one of his butlers(?) was more than happy to make us lunch and accept our money.)

not so amusing memories.....
  • the sound a 4 year old's head makes when it bounces on concrete (running, water park, horrified parent who is unable to move faster than light and has a busted time machine).
  • vomit.
and a teaser quiz.....

Q: What's worse than the smell of a mini-van a 4 year old has thrown up in twice?

A: Same car the next day after sitting closed up in the heat.

Friday, August 01, 2008

back. early....

can't really bring myself to talk about it yet. here's a hint.

  • 4 year old
  • vomit
  • massive volume
  • spray pattern
  • van
  • interior

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

gone campin'....

a little tribute to grant in the title there....





off camping for the next couple days. if you're lucky, maybe i'll have something to post when i get back. if you're really lucky, it may even be interesting.

wouldn't that be a nice change ;)

now, don't y'all work yourself up into a frenzy of expectation whilst i'm gone now.

Friday, July 25, 2008

funniest e-mail of the day.....

the boss is away, so i'm the stand-in whilst he is enjoying holidays.

i received this e-mail today:

subject: sick today
I am feeling well today, and will not be in.


it's either honesty, or cold medication talking there....

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

favourite reading....

A couple of posts back, I posted my reading list for the last year (books I thought worth recommending) as well as favourite books...

There were a couple of books I missed that I would add to my 'favourite reads':

  • Dhalgren - Samuel R Delaney (Not sure if it's in print, or if it's even easy to find in the used book stores these days. Be forewarned, the person who recommended it to me was unable to finish it - as is the same for most people I know. I think I've read it 3 or 4 times. I suggest you flip through it first to get a feel before tossing money down and then cursing me or at lease checking out what they have to say on Wikipedia.)
  • Hyperion/Fall of Hyperions/Endymion/Rise of Endymion - Dan Simmons
  • Lee Valley Tool Catalogue (Yup... I read this one cover to cover every year.)

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

oh lord....


[rant]*

god help me. or maybe that should be god help my family and friends.

for most of my life, i have always tried to do the right thing - especially with other people. this often means i have ignored what i wanted. or needed. but to be honest, mostly wanted.

this means i've been a "good person". a gentleman. i won't say a prince, or a king, or a dupe. but i've never taken advantage of a situation, or especially of a person at a time when they were vulnerable.

i'm not a saint. but i do try and listen. to turn the other cheek. to be gentle. supportive. nurturing. an approach many people do not.

i don't believe the grand gesture resolves everything when you have missed all the small things that are really important. i don't believe i should have to ask you for something you borrowed. i don't think i should have to nag about something if you made the offer.

so.... i'm starting to call a spade a spade.

you made an offer with strings. my reply? no thanks, i don't do offers with strings - that's not an offer. you backpedaled. ok, i feel a little guilty that i probably hurt your feelings when you meant well - but that often makes it worse because it shows just how thoughtless you are.

you say something like "I guess what I am seeking most of all is your accepting the situation and getting on with our lives". my reply? get over yourself - it's obvious after 10 years you are the only one who can't let go.....

empowering? hell yah.

good? errr.... probably not..... but for now, i'm flinging some shit back - because frankly i'm tired of your expectations that i'll shovel it for you, or just put up with it.

i love you all, but at some point you can just kiss my ass.

[/rant]

* not directed at any of my readers, as i a)
have better communication with any of you than my own family, and b) have none

Saturday, June 14, 2008

eula....


Anyone else think that some of the terms of the end-user license agreement on some of the "free" services out there are getting ridiculous?

"...shall exclusively own all now known or hereafter existing rights to the Submissions of every kind and nature throughout the universe and shall be entitled to unrestricted use of the Submissions for any purpose whatsoever, commercial or otherwise, without compensation to the provider of the Submissions."

Not to mention the data tracking, albeit anonymous.... there's a boatload of money in that. Don't let them fool you.

And no, that's not Facebook.... it's MyWebSearch toolbar, who has an eula that refers to separate eula's for services provided by other vendors that are integrated into the toolbar.

At least Google is fairly up front about trying to control the world's data - for good. I think they mean for the responsible use and freedom of access, but their wording makes me think they want full control, forever.

Just a random Saturday morning thought.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

note to self....


Check zoom setting when taking self-portrait with son.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

dead trees stuck together

ok, so as much as i hate to admit it, looking over the books i've read the last year or so there is a lot of fluff and chaff, woodworking or technical. most of them were good, lot's of them were kids books or old classics, but not much that i'd consider life changing, or with serious staying power. so... i've opted not to list the Terry Pratchett, Clive Cussler, Ian Rankin, etc....

here is a list of the books i've read over the last year or so, and found memorable.....

general fiction:

  • Wicked - Gregory Maguire ('Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister' was good as well).
  • What Dreams May Come - Richard Matheson
  • The Rule of Four - Ian Caldwell/Dustin Thomason
  • The Alchemist - Paulo Coello

skiffy / cyberpunk
  • Pattern Recognition - William Gibson
  • The Diamond Age: or, A Young Ladies Illustrated Primer - Neal Stephenson
  • Islands in The Net - Bruce Sterling
  • Stranger in a Strange Land - Robert A Henlein
fun:
  • Lord Vishnu's Love Handles: A Spy Novel (Sort Of) - Will Clarke
  • Like Water for Chocolate - Laura Esquivel
  • Half Asleep In Frog Pajamas - Tom Robbins
non-fiction:
  • McCulloch's Wonder: The Story of the Kettle Valley Railway - Barrie Sanford
  • Samuri William: The Adventurer Who Unlocked Japan - Giles Milton
  • A Mapmaker's Dream: The Meditations of Fra Mauro, Cartographer to the Court of Venice - James Cowan

all time favourite:
  • Illusions - Richard Bach
  • The Fountainhead - Ayn Rand
  • Winter's Tale - Mark Helprin
  • The Cunning Man - Robertson Davies
  • murther and walking spirits - Robertson Davies
  • Not Wanted on the Voyage - Timothy Findley
  • Headhunter - Timothy Findley
  • Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card (warning: this is the first book in an 8 book series)
  • A Prayer for Owen Meany - John Irving
(almost all of Timothy Findley and Robertson Davies work makes my list).

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

short note re: long post below....

please feel free to make any recommendations in the comments - i'll collate them into a single post in a bit. thanks.

reading material.....

looking for a good read?

about once a year, a friend of mine sends out the list of books she's read and recommends, and requests a list of recommendations from others. it's that time of year again, and i recently received her list - so i thought i would put it here for anyone else who is looking for an interesting read (joe).

i haven't made it through all of her lists, but i have read quite a number of her recommendations and enjoyed them thoroughly. ymmv.

following is the 2007 list as recommended by her, then her previous list, followed by the list compiled from friends' recommendations.

i will be posting a list of my recommendations shortly (once i manage to get through the list of what i've read recently).


2007

Books of the Year

  • Fiction - The Year of Wonders, Geraldine Brooks - Beautiful (She's also the author of one of my all-time favourite non-fiction books, "Nine Parts of Desire")
  • Non-Fiction - A Scandalous Life, Mary S. Lovell - Brilliant! Best non-fiction 2007
Innovative and Imaginative
  • Cloud Atlas, David Mitchell - each time I jumped from one story to another I regretted leaving that character, and I kept thinking, "this character's story can't be as good as the last one", but I was mistaken.
  • Kafka on the Shore, Haruki Murakami
  • Salmon Fishing in The Yemen, Paul Torday
Made Me Laugh
  • Restoration, Rose Tremain - what a character!
  • A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian, Marina Lewycka
  • Air Babylon, Imogen Edwards-Jones
  • Morality Play, Barry Unsworth
  • Little Children, Tom Perrotta
Non-Fiction, Semi-fiction, Historical Fiction
  • Kitchen Confidential, Anthony Bourdain - also fits under "made me laugh!"
  • Freakonomics, Steven Levitt & Stephen Dubner - very fun
  • The Undercover Economist, Tim Harford - goes a bit deeper than "Freak", still very digestible
  • Leo the African, Amin Maalouf
A Bit of Suspense
  • The Shadow of the Wind, Carlos Ruiz Zafon - Delicious, and a great quote, "Books are mirrors: you only see in them what you already have inside you".
  • This Historian, Elisabeth Kostova - absorbing!
  • The Interpretation of Murder, Jed Rubenfeld
Touching
  • Water for Elephants, Sara Gruen- it plays like a film in your head, great story!
  • Never Let Me Go, Kazuo Ishiguro - Haunting
  • The Lovely Bones, Alice Seabold
  • Cairo Trilogy, Naghib Mafhouz
Best Re-read
  • The Mists of Avalon, Marion Zimmer Bradley - why aren't there more books like this!? If you know one, let me know!
Books already lined up for 2008 include some of your previous recommendations:
  • The God of Small Things, Arundhati Roy
  • A Winter's Tale, Mark Helprin
  • Moon Tiger, Penelope Lively
  • The House of Spirits, Isabel Allende
  • Such a Long Journey, Rohinton Mistry
  • The Piano Man's Daughter, Timothy Findley
  • The Kite Runner, Khaled Hosseini (yes, finally)
  • Suite Francaise, Irene Nemirovsky
  • The Omnivore's Dilemma, Michael Pollan

2005 List

So here it is divided into the following categories: "The Pinnacle", "Definitely Worth Reading", "Honourable Mentions", "Fun" and, as a bonus, a few "ABSOLUTE FAVOURITES from other years".


THE PINNACLE (In no particular order):
  • The Time Traveller's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
  • The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
  • Middlesex - Jeffrey Eugenides
  • Talking to the Dead - Helen Dunmore
  • The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
  • Fasting, Feasting - Anita Desai

Definitely Worth Reading
  • Vernon God Little - DBC Pierre
  • The Life of Pi -Yann Martel
  • Brick Lane - Monica Ali
  • The Hero's walk - Anita Rau Badami
Honourable Mentions
  • Unless - Carol Shields
  • Oryx and Crake - Margaret Atwood
  • My Sister's Keeper - Jodi Piccoult
  • The Hours - Michael Cunningham
  • The Secret Life of Bees - Sue Monk Kidd
Fun
  • What Was She Thinking? : Notes on a Scandal -Zoë Heller
  • Little Children - Tom Perrotta
a few ABSOLUTE FAVOURITES from other years
  • The Poisonwood Bible - Barbara Kingsolver
  • When We Were Orphans - Kazuo Ishiguro
  • Amsterdam - Ian McEwan

Planned Reading for 2006
(Based on recommendations, availability in Dubai, authors and books from within her "easy travel zone", work by suggested authors that was available, etc....)
  1. The Zanzibar Chest - Aidan Hartley
  2. Restoration: Tie-In Edition - Rose Tremain
  3. Shantaram: A Novel - Gregory David Roberts
  4. The Map of Love : A Novel - Ahdaf Soueif
  5. The God of Small Things - Arundhati Roy
  6. Cloud Atlas: A Novel - David Mitchell
  7. A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
  8. Reef - Romesh Gunesekera
  9. Such a Long Journey - Rohinton Mistry
  10. The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
  11. In Cold Blood - Truman Capote
  12. The Omnivore's Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals - Michael Pollan
  13. Nine Parts of Desire: The Hidden World of Islamic Women - Geraldine Brooks
  14. Year of Wonders - Geraldine Brooks
  15. The House of the Spirits - Isabel Allende
  16. Morality Play - Barry Unsworth
  17. Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly - Anthony Bourdain
  18. The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate - Gary Chapman
  19. Moon Tiger - Penelope Lively
  20. The Cairo Trilogy: Palace Walk, Palace of Desire, Sugar Street - Naguib Mahfouz
  21. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
  22. Fingersmith - Sarah Waters
  23. The Deptford Trilogy - Robertson Davies
  24. The Piano Man's Daughter - Timothy Findley

Friday, May 09, 2008

aaaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh.........

dear god woman! don't you EVER shut up?!
EVER?!

Monday, May 05, 2008

good news, bad news, great news......


good news: they didn't find anything.

bad news: they didn't find anything. *

great news: the next time anyone asks "what's up your ass?" i can honestly tell them "nothing!"

*what it really means is that after a year and a half of trying to resolve this issue, they've run out of ideas. so that while they didn't find anything wrong, they still don't know what is wrong. or, better yet, due to the 3 month delay to get a consultation with a specialist and then a 4 month delay for the procedure, and then another month delay due to a booking issue (they booked a day the doctor wasn't in...... wow, that gives me faith) the problem has just silently corrected itself.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Oh joy.....

And so begins day 2.

The joy of yesterday started at 5pm. The joy subsided enough by 11pm I felt
safe to go to bed. Although I believe it's a programming or data processing
term, I believe GIGO applies here. Garbage in, garbage out.

Drink every 15 minutes, you know every 15 minutes.

Today's joy just started. First cup of pinapple nausa down the hatch. Blah.
Yesterday it took an hour to kick in. Not sure about today. Nothing but
liquid under high pressure now.

Yes virginia, I'd MUCH rather be at work.

Now if you'll excuse me.....

Time for glass #2. :/

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

the shits.....

warning!
this post contains spoilers......
  • spoil your day
  • spoil your appetite
  • spoil your mood

my life. literally.

i'll warn you that you may wish to skip this.....
although knowing human nature, you likely won't.....
so i'll hint it, rather than be blatant.

"The day before...... you must be on a CLEAR LIQUID DIET for the whole day before your test."

  • Colyte
  • "Flavoured" - I'd like to point out they don't indicate what flavour
  • Colon electrolyte preparation
  • Non-medicinal ingredients: Magnasweet 185, pineapple flavour, and sodium saccharin.
  • Clinical Pharmacology: Colyte cleanses the bowel by induction of diarrhea
  • The rate of administration is 240 ml (8 oz / 1 cup) every 10 minutes. Rapid drinking of each portion is preferred rather than drinking small amounts continuously.
  • Refrigerate the solution, as chilling improves the taste.
  • 4 Litres
i'll leave the rest to your imagination.

chilling does not improve the taste. 2 litres in and the aftertaste is almost making me vomit.

i lied about not being blatant (look away now.... look away now.....) i understand the term "peeing out my ass" better than i ever wanted to.

warned you.

oh crap. have to run.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

MIP....

the moment in picture.....
an homage to joe*

frosty came out of his early retirement to help
celebrate the record snowfall in calgary this week.




* joe, if your desperate for your wip, feel free to use/recaption

Friday, April 11, 2008

the glory and the wonder of it.....

so, i went to the store yesterday and parked in front of an office. it was a dentists office. and i noticed the name of one of the doctors on the door. being 6" high lettering, it was awfully hard to miss.

it was dr. pecek.

i wondered two things:

  1. what nationality is that?
  2. surely, with "Dr." in front of it, no matter what the nationality, it must be pronounced paycheque (that would be paycheck for the rest of you.)

Thursday, March 13, 2008

the score......


in this corner, 18 pounds of sucky, rub my tummy furball...... his name is xaos*. in this corner, well my weight ain't none of your damned business, but let's just say we're over 10x that of the cat.

but every once in a while, when i get deathly sick.... kitty seems to take the whole pack animal thing to heart. i come down with the cold from hell..... kitty gets a look in his eyes that says the leader is sick, he must die. and what ensues is 2 days of hissing and growling as he follows me around the house. i've had him chase me down the hall clawing my ankle one time. usually he gets banished to the library under his chair, and we exist in an uneasy truce.

and it's only me. my better half can walk into the room and pat his head, or scratch under his chin, and he'll purr and act like she's got tuna hidden somewhere on her. i walk into the room, and the ears go back, growling and the attack position ensues.

however, this time..... my son got in the way. the cat must have felt cornered - he leaped over the boy, landed sideways, and scrabbled to get his feet under him - scratching my son (and destroying his shirt).

so we had ourselves a little discussion about who was dominant male. i'll admit, at one point when i had the furry sonofabitch by the throat i wasn't thinking nice thoughts.

i'll tell you what an 18 lb cat is. he's one pound of fur, 3 pounds of teeth and nails, and 14 pounds of killing fury. i can honestly say that i may have won the battle, but i lost the war.


he got his back feet loose for 30 seconds. when i got his back feet back under control, i lost my hold on his neck. it's amazing how much an angry cat can maul you in a short time.

the next night he was curled up in my lap, purring as i rubbed his tummy. while i made plans to phone the doctor because while the scratches were ok, the bites above were already infected, and had that pleasant oozing, scabby look going on.

yes, those scratches are going to leave a scar. yes, the hand is ok.

no, i don't know who's dominant in this house. and no, i'm not really in the mood to put it to the test anytime soon.

*xaos, is the original greek form of 'chaos'. and just in case you're wondering, i do have a second cat. his name is confusion. when i say chaos and confusion rule the house - i'm not kidding.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

please....

....do your part for the environment.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

the kid's been at the fridge again....

need to buy more letters......






....wonder what life will be like once he starts at preschool.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

a moment in time.....

improv - imagine 200 people waking into the largest train station in the world, and freezing in place......





the story: http://www.improveverywhere.com/2008/01/31/frozen-grand-central/

Saturday, February 09, 2008

(c) 2008....

copyright....
ever wonder what it really is? what the limitations are? just how insanely complex it gets?

here is a little ditty from stanford university; a fair(y) use tale....




the original can be found at this link:
http://voirdire.stanford.edu/program/centers/cis/fairuse/Fair(y)_Use_Tale_Stanford_Cut-stream.mp4

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

life....

sometimes life hands you material, and you don't have to do any work at all.

i look forward to the rest of this particular series.

and since i've been lazy lately, i'll throw this one in for free.....


yup, this is an actual sign... from a computer service business somewhere in seattle.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Friday, January 04, 2008

2008.....

a new year! and what has changed? well.... here's a sampling from this year's e-mail. yes, including the image:

  • pen!s
  • love weapon
  • erectile (tissue or dysfunction, take your pick)
  • dik
  • big schlongs
  • s'e_xual
  • huge rod
  • willy
  • stick
  • sensual delights
  • "wee-wee"
  • trouser mouse
  • massive rod (obviously not to be confused with huge rod)
  • a penis the size of an elephant (i can only assume they mean a penis the same size as an elephants.....)
  • phallus
  • pen!s enlargement (ironically not used in conjunction with huge rod, or massive rod)
  • get laidddd with viiiggara
  • diminutive stick
  • gigantic schlongs!
  • horse
  • hotties
  • big rod (apparently for those who are willing to settle)
  • "maximize the volume of your willy"
  • dick
we're off to the start of a banner year. ah yes, technology. what would i do without you in my life........ but i don't feel bad. i have several women friends who apparently have trouble with their penis size as well.