the shits.....

warning!

this post contains spoilers......

• spoil your day
• spoil your appetite
• spoil your mood
  

my life. literally.

i'll warn you that you may wish to skip this.....
although knowing human nature, you likely won't.....
so i'll hint it, rather than be blatant.

"The day before...... you must be on a CLEAR LIQUID DIET for the whole day before your test."

• Colyte
• "Flavoured" - I'd like to point out they don't indicate what flavour
• Colon electrolyte preparation
• Non-medicinal ingredients: Magnasweet 185, pineapple flavour, and sodium saccharin.
• Clinical Pharmacology: Colyte cleanses the bowel by induction of diarrhea
• The rate of administration is 240 ml (8 oz / 1 cup) every 10 minutes. Rapid drinking of each portion is preferred rather than drinking small amounts continuously.
• Refrigerate the solution, as chilling improves the taste.
• 4 Litres

i'll leave the rest to your imagination.

chilling does not improve the taste. 2 litres in and the aftertaste is almost making me vomit.

i lied about not being blatant (look away now.... look away now.....) i understand the term "peeing out my ass" better than i ever wanted to.

warned you.

oh crap. have to run.