the vacation.....

was short. but... a couple of amusing memories.....

Matthew is 4

• Guess who discovered how to make farting noises by blowing against his forearm?
• We had chicken nuggets for lunch at "Mr. Donalds". (Mr. Donald was not at home, but one of his butlers(?) was more than happy to make us lunch and accept our money.)

not so amusing memories.....

• the sound a 4 year old's head makes when it bounces on concrete (running, water park, horrified parent who is unable to move faster than light and has a busted time machine).
• vomit.

and a teaser quiz.....

Q: What's worse than the smell of a mini-van a 4 year old has thrown up in twice?

A: Same car the next day after sitting closed up in the heat.

back. early....

can't really bring myself to talk about it yet. here's a hint.

• 4 year old
• vomit
• massive volume
• spray pattern
• van
• interior