Riddle....

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


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not for everyone.....

it's the only thing that's made me laugh so far today, so here is a joke a buddy at work sent me.....
(i'm sure that alone says something about me. it's not for everyone.)



A Priest books into a hotel and says to the receptionist ' I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled...'

She says, 'No sir, it's just regular porn, you sick bastard'

election day.....

here's both halloween pumpkins. nowhere near as scary as what is going on in the states today.

To all my amurcan friends......

ya... fuck.... i wish all y'all good luck with that.