2008.....

a new year! and what has changed? well.... here's a sampling from this year's e-mail. yes, including the image:

• pen!s
• love weapon
• erectile (tissue or dysfunction, take your pick)
  
• dik
• big schlongs
• s'e_xual
• huge rod
• willy
• stick
• sensual delights
• "wee-wee"
• trouser mouse
• massive rod (obviously not to be confused with huge rod)
  
• a penis the size of an elephant (i can only assume they mean a penis the same size as an elephants.....)
• phallus
• pen!s enlargement (ironically not used in conjunction with huge rod, or massive rod)
• get laidddd with viiiggara
• diminutive stick
• gigantic schlongs!
• horse
• hotties
• big rod (apparently for those who are willing to settle)
• "maximize the volume of your willy"
• dick
  

we're off to the start of a banner year. ah yes, technology. what would i do without you in my life........ but i don't feel bad. i have several women friends who apparently have trouble with their penis size as well.