Friday, January 04, 2008

2008.....

a new year! and what has changed? well.... here's a sampling from this year's e-mail. yes, including the image:

  • pen!s
  • love weapon
  • erectile (tissue or dysfunction, take your pick)
  • dik
  • big schlongs
  • s'e_xual
  • huge rod
  • willy
  • stick
  • sensual delights
  • "wee-wee"
  • trouser mouse
  • massive rod (obviously not to be confused with huge rod)
  • a penis the size of an elephant (i can only assume they mean a penis the same size as an elephants.....)
  • phallus
  • pen!s enlargement (ironically not used in conjunction with huge rod, or massive rod)
  • get laidddd with viiiggara
  • diminutive stick
  • gigantic schlongs!
  • horse
  • hotties
  • big rod (apparently for those who are willing to settle)
  • "maximize the volume of your willy"
  • dick
we're off to the start of a banner year. ah yes, technology. what would i do without you in my life........ but i don't feel bad. i have several women friends who apparently have trouble with their penis size as well.

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