Saturday, December 30, 2006

unfair....

life is unfair. karma is bullshit. i don't say this to complain, it's just a friendly reminder. let me give you an example, say.... my life yesterday.

my brother: calls to discuss my mom's birthday present 2 days before her birthday. and is somewhat shocked to hear we already have something, and aren't interested in going together on his last minute gift certificate idea. goes out, buys his gift certificate, returns home, realizes he doesn't have his shiny new blackberry. figures it's the last place he used it - the office - and goes to pick it up before heading out to banff. gets to the office, and there it is on his desk.

me: wakes up to a cold house, and a noise that sounds like an angry garage door opener trying to kill a cat. waited until the entire house was up a couple hours later, and then went downstairs to find out what was happening. ayup - the furnace motor for the blower is dead.

phone my local plumbing and heating shop that is a dealer for my furnace brand... closed until the new year. phone choice number two, whew, they're open today. good thing too, because they're closed for the next 3 due to the long weekend new year holiday. rip the dead motor out and haul it with me. drive down, pick up the new one, drive back.

phone rings... it's some guy who found a brand new blackberry on the street. he checked the last call made, and dialed it hoping to find out who owns it. chat for a bit, turns out he's right outside my brother's office - and he offers to drop it off since he knows where it is. great. phone the office and check that he really did - yup. guy at the office says "weird, couple minutes after marc left, someone came in and dropped off his cell phone."

kill the gas. kill the breaker. disassemble the furnace as much as possible for cleaning, remove the blower. rewire the new motor, reassemble the furnace. realize the gas valve that i had trouble moving with a wrench is easily moved by finger pressure. crap. all testing indicates no leak, so what the hell - i've spent 5 hours on the cold concrete floor or outside in freezing weather - fuck it, time to fire this thing up.

nothing explodes. good. heat? yes. blower motor? nada. wait. nada. wait. nada. kicks in. whew. clean up and head upstairs.

get a phone call from my brother - he got back to the office to pick up his blackberry he forgot there, and picked up the voice mail i left telling him he had lost it. he didn't' even realize it had been lost. what!?!? not even a little stress? argh! horseshoes up your ass. lucky fucker for no good reason.

the moral: there is no moral. i used to believe in karma... that those who did good would have good returned, that those who were assholes would get theirs. but it never seems to happen. so i've lost faith in it.

life happens.

my theory is that those who are capable, wind up with responsibility. those who can't really deal with life, get to float through without having to. what. the. fuck.

figures, don't it.

well, happy new year everyone.

(just wait till you hear my thoughts about new year's resolutions....)

Thursday, December 28, 2006

way too funny.....

ok. i don't count this as a real post, but this was funny.....
ok go




(or if you're browser won't display, click here....)

Sunday, December 24, 2006

better....

ok, i do have to admit christmas memories are getting better. and i have my son to thank.

i went upstairs to go to bed, only to discover at some point since he went to bed, he's gotten up, crawled into our bed, and taken it over to sleep in.

he's a funny monkey.

time to move him and hit the sack. morning comes early, and my alarm clock rarely ever sleeps in.

merry christmas....

i sit here on christmas eve, with a few seconds to spare. i can't believe it's already christmas. and i have mixed feelings.

there's been a lot that's happened around christmas, and sometimes that christmas 'spirit' is challenged. it's funny how negative occurrences have such a deeper impact than positive ones.

i've buried too many people around the holidays. grandparents. uncles. son.
i've been left, by a spouse.
and then i've got family to deal with.

they're not the best, but they're not the worst by far either. that being said, i'm good for about 2 hours, and then i've had enough. i fully realize this likely says much more about me, than about them. be that as it may, that's the way that it is.

i've got some thinking to do as well, once i get through the holidays. need to stop, and take some time. i'm guessing some of it will end up here.

so there may be some extremely boring, long-winded, introverted, whiny, suck ass posts in the near future. because it's finally starting to hit home that if i don't deal with some of this, it will kill me. at the least, continue to have unwanted impact. melancholy? perhaps. tired? yes - and not just physically.

merry christmas, and happy holidays, to all of you. take care of yourself.

we'll see you again soon. yup... good times ahead.

----
melancholia I, by albrecht durer. taken from wikipedia.

Friday, December 22, 2006

100....

i do believe this is post 100. so in honour i give you this years tree.

having had a perpetual run of colds since i returned from holidays, combined with work issues due to budget season and several large projects, stress, anger, car repairs, the flu, combined with christmas season shopping, planning, wrapping and the making of a large number of gifts this year, and you'll understand why i've been extremely bad about blogging.

ok, worse than normal. not to mention i was frustrated with some blogger issues the last time i did have time.

i'd like to thank everyone that has stopped by to see if anything has changed. and i'd like to apologize as i haven't kept up on my blog reading either.

but i'm in holiday mode now, and in a few days i'll stop reaching for my blackberry. and making time for myself.

i'm starting to learn a few things. finally.

so, realizing that i may not have the chance over the next few days, i'll take this opportunity to wish you all a merry christmas. happy holidays, and the season's best to all of you.

be good to yourself.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

organimized....

warning... geek oriented post. proceed at your own risk.

my biggest challenge with everything going on (especially at work) is being able to remember and organize it.

i had a friend suggest a wiki. but most of those require a server backend of some type. although there are now several free online wikis available that have recently become available - and google bought out jot, which was supposed to be a really great pay service that should now become free when they finish merging the technology. eventually. a couple i ran across that are free (because they advertise inside your wiki) can be found here. i haven't tried these, but if you're interested....

  • http://www.xwiki.com
  • http://www.schtuff.com
for a while i was using wikidpad - a windows based program that was self contained, and generated a wiki that was easy to access. the problem then of course became accessing the files from more than one spot.

the same friend also recommended a book he had heard about called 'getting things done' (hereafter referred to as "gtd") by david allen. i bought it, and it seems interesting - i've been meaning to get into it in my spare time at work. it uses a couple of basic organization concepts to help streamline the mess. wikidpad had a 'to do' style plugin to assist in the gtd style which was nice.

imagine the thrill i felt when i was hunting through personal wikis a couple days ago, when i discovered tiddlywiki. a single page application based wiki. and cool too. go look. play. check out the javascript in the source code. it'll make your head spin. to be honest i think i skipped it when i was first looking because it uses 'tiddlers' - which made me sort of shake my head. i'm glad i went back and took a second look.

then i found a version based on tiddlywiki called monkeygtd. monkeygtd is a version that uses a set of gtd plugins, and has been designed for projects. bliss. nirvana. and if you don't like monkeygtd, try d3 - a kinkless based gtd (kinkless being a set of applescripts for creating a gtd framwork in omni outlinerpro on mac)

and then to top it off.... i discovered tiddlyspot. so what you ask.... tiddlyspot is a free hosting service that creates a tiddlywiki based wiki. no installation. update it online and offline. so as long as you have a net connection, you're good to go. and they have 6 basic templates - 2 of which are gtd oriented - monkeygtd & d3.

i think i just died and went to heaven.

i hope you'll join me

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

interlude two....

i realized the other day, that the last three movies i've watched have had death as a central theme.

  • an inconvenient truth: al gore tells the story of global warming. a really straight forward documentary of his speech on global warming - with a lot of high impact visual and some personal life & anecdote thrown in. holy crap, what a frightening movie. if you haven't seen it.... it's worth a watch. 40 years and the point of no return is here. besides, who knew al could be interesting? (no political comments please - i really had never paid much attention to al, but i think after watching this movie that it would have been interesting had he not let bush get away with that florida shit. your president impacts our country, but i can't do anything about it.)
  • eulogy: a delightful black comedy about 3 generations of a dysfunctional family that gather for their father's funeral, only to discover how little they really know about their family.
  • meet joe black: death and taxes, living life to the fullest - no regrets. the inevitable catches up to you, even if he is a nice guy.
i wonder if my subconscious is trying to tell me something.......

Friday, November 24, 2006

interlude one....

it broke my heart. there sat my son in his highchair, at the dinner table. he was trying to tell us something, but since he's two we're all struggling with the speaking of english.

he'd say something heartfelt, that i just couldn't quite catch - so sincere it hurt. and then he'd get a little more upset, and repeat it. near the end he was in tears, he was trying so hard to get it across. and then he changed his tactic - since we obviously weren't getting what he was telling us, he switched to his bedtime routine where he says goodnight to his animals.

he was so tired, he wanted to go to bed at 6pm. i had to explain it was too early. he ate dinner, and sat quietly through the wiggles, and had his shower, and was watching his pre-bedtime program. partway through this particular dvd (richard scarry's best mother goose rhymes) they do a version of little boy blue. at the line "under the haystack, fast asleep" he burst into tears.

we paused the dvd and asked if it was time to go to bed. i don't think i ever saw a kid move so fast. his answer was to run upstairs to his bedroom at full tilt, and jump under the covers.

i have days where i know how that feels.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

vacation..... part 3hree

oh yes, i've been remiss in posting, and replying to comments. blame it on work. because it's truth. anyway....

part 3hree: the u.s. border and seattle. photos wherever they fell. no movies this round. and for the hell of it, i'll try and keep this one short(er) even though i know i'll fail miserably. (just look at how many words i used to say i wouldn't use so many words! i mean come on.... i haven't gotten anywhere yet, and you're already running out of coffee break.)

day 8ight: saw us sitting at the border. in line. for a while. the security has gone up since the last time i drove across the border. i was almost surprised when no one pulled out a glove and an invitation to a private room. they did however ask what i was carrying across. what kind of answer are they expecting? does that really work? drugs? weed? crack? illegal mexicans? i mean nothing - just some groceries sir.

i kept my mouth shut and managed to resist any response similar to the one above. the truth is, how do you quickly cover what you're carrying across the border for a long road-trip vacation? luggage, clothes, food, couple cameras, mp3 player...... ummm.... handed over the passports. waited while they checked them. suffered the mandatory photo of vehicle plates and passengers. and was glad when i was able to get the hell out. like most people - for whatever reason - i get slightly nervous around police. even when i've done nothing. to be around border guards with guns downright gives me the willies. hauled ass out of peace arch and headed down the i-5 to seattle.

didn't stop until i got to seattle. the mega i-5 antiques mall didn't catch my interest (ok... i missed the turnoff) and the costco didn't thrill me either. it had already been long, and there were two spots i wanted to hit before they closed.

ok.... so what you may ask. to be honest, i don't think we have anything quite like half price books in my area. a clearinghouse for new books that have gone through their initial release and now have massive quantities languishing on a clearance table. and used books. it's mostly the volume i think. they had books by authors i've been searching for and been unable to find used. bruce sterling, neal stephenson, orson scott card, william gibson and others. anywhere i can find a hardcover book for a dollar - or an out of print 30 year old woodworking book for a $1.50 is cool by me. we left with a box full of $120 worth of books and headed to hardwick's. headed down to seatac for a cheap(er) hotel, and had dinner at the rainforest cafe. the foods ok, the prices are always higher than i remember, and the decor is sort of cornball.... but it's become tradition on our trips now (sanfran, vegas, seattle.)

day 9ine: now, there is that corny old saying "i left my heart in san francisco" - which i'll admit i did when i finally had a chance to get there. mmmmmm..... ghirardelli's. well.... i can say i lost 2 years of my life in seattle.

we headed down to seattle centre on the i-5. where i come from, the exits on our major freeway system (all one road through the city) are on the right. same with the entrance. so there's lots of congestion as people are trying to get on and off in the same 2km (1 mile) stretch. so i kept to the middle lane knowing the exit i needed could be on either side. ok... on the left. worked around a large delivery truck in my way, cut over into the lane i needed, and realized.....
i had less than 3 car lengths to come to a complete stop from 60 mph (90 km/h for the rest of the world). you know.... i was suddenly glad i had spent all that money to have the brakes completely redone. because i managed to keep control, and come to a stop with at least half an inch to spare. although i freaked out the guy in the lane beside me because i drifted a little bit. after the guy in front of me cleaned up his shorts, he pulled back into traffic and left.

we managed to make it to seattle centre in one piece - no thanks to me. home of the space needle, the science centre, emp (experience music project) and the science fiction museum and hall of fame. any guesses what we went to visit? (didn't go up the space needle, have something similar at home. didn't go to the science center - they had the dead sea scrolls which would have been interesting, but the body works 3 exhibit had moved.... to vancouver! so i missed it in both places due to an out of date website. in my defense, their signage still showed it as being there.)

emp and sci-fi land. $27ish a person for the 2. the only thing that really made me mad was you couldn't take photos. after having gone through both, i can understand - there is a huge amount of original, one of a kind items - a flood of tourists snapping photos would cause serious damage. and oddly enough.... they sell a book of the emp. (to clarify - these are housed in the same physical building.) oh yes... the building.

it is a fairly controversial building, designed by Frank O. Gehry. The outside is interesting - the inside possibly ugly. let's say steel ribs with mesh/concrete layered over top. the outside of the building is a metal skin that is attached but sits above the framework. here's what i'm talking about....



exterior shots of the emp




interior shots of the emp

interesting stuff. history of the guitar from the first "standard" style spanish guitar about 800 years ago through the development of the electric and electric base. history of hip hop - and i'll admit while i still may not like it a lot, i appreciate where it came from and why. history of music in seattle. jimi hendrix (well, not really jimi - they left him where he belongs). all of the permanant exhibits. we skipped the special exhibit 'doubleTake: from monet to ;ichtenstein' and the 'disney: the music behind the magic' which wasn't set up at the time.

lunch was at revolutions bar and grill. it was excellent. i had the fish tacos - had never seen them on a menu and to be frank i had a horrible image of my childhood. in my childhood, a typical lunch was a box of el molino taco shells, some salsa, some shredded cheese, some lettuce, and a can of tuna. let's just say these were better then my childhood lunch. if i remember, they were "beach style". i think it was the guacamole that really made them. here's a gratuitous food photo:
post lunch we hit the science fiction museum and hall of fame. let me tell you, unless you really like sci-fi, you'll be bored to tears. they have a huge amount of books on display, movies that were inspired by them - the impact of history on sci-fi and vice versa. the original manuscript by neal stephenson for the baroque trilogy (about 2-1/2 feet high). original costumes & weapons - everything from star trek, to firefly, aliens (the queen, and the power loader used in the last scene), battlestar galectica (the original), history time lines, a massive section on war of the worlds, star wars...... geek heaven. hours of geek heaven. here's the link to their list of galleries. what i did learn is my philip k. dick library is sorely lacking. and that the rest is in decent shape.

what can i say... if you're into sci-fi you have a pretty good idea of what you'll find. if you hate sci-fi you don't want to hear about it. so i'll leave you with a couple photos.....



(yup, you guessed it....)

we left right at closing, managing to snag a copy of firefly (the complete series) on dvd.... only to find out yesterday walmart carries it for about $20 cheaper than what i paid. still.... it's a great series. think of it as a space western - lots of outer planet/frontier style to it. a fabulous series by joss whedon that got canceled for no good reason after winning many awards. if you've seen the movie serenity - it's the completion of the series. it's fantastic.

day 10en: was the day we were leaving. but we couldn't leave seattle without hitting pike place market. i've been forced to watch the corporate training videos that are based on the pike place fish market (where they throw the fish around and involve their customers. it's all about selling the business to the employees - and getting them involved. they always seem to show it to the employees instead of the management though..... anyway).

pike's place (back of the building)

pikes place (front street)

"the" pike's place fish market

monkfish on display. (this is a great gag.... they
wait until someone steps near to get a close look, and
then pull on a string to make it jump and twitch)


this is an incredible market. a must. a convoluted maze of 4 or more stories in an old water front building. across the street is the first starbuck's. if you like 'bucks, i recommend the pike place blend - you can't buy it anywhere else. i only bought a pound - and i gave it to my brother as a housewarming gift. damn.... it was really nice. anyway... pike place.

"the" first starbucks... i thought some
of the people were on pilgrimage and kept waiting
for them to drop to their knees. "we're not worthy"
would have been pretty accurate.

it is a nice store - they've never renovated it so it has the feel
of an old store, lot of wood counters - very little chrome and shiny.

fresh flowers as far as the eye can see. fresh seafood. magic shop. antiques. books. crafts. soap. musical instruments, tea, spices, fresh roast nuts..... you name it, it's there.... 3 floors of permanent stores, and the upper floor of market stalls. crazy place. lots of fun. good restaurant. we ate lunch at lowell's - a 3 floor restaurant and bar overlooking the port of seattle - since 1957.



and after lunch, we were back into the car, and on the road... headed home.

so sayeth i.

and now i'll quit, because this has become much too long to read, and taken about 3 hours more than i meant.

the road home is short. well... not literally, but it was pretty uneventful driving on major highways. but that is for another day.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

resumes..... (or stab myself in the eye with my pen)

my boring blogging of recent holidays will continue shortly, but tonight i spent over 4 hours going through a couple inches (literally) of hundreds of resumes for 2 job positions. joe, my friend, my heart goes out to you. i can't believe you do this shit for a living. by the end of it i wanted to stab myself in the eyes. but it did inspire this post.

some were interesting. there was one from someone who is brilliant. literal genius. mensa member. and almost impossible to read. not illegible, just made you work at it. the guy either has a sense of humour beyond the reach of the average man, or possibly doesn't understand why with such credentials formatting would be important.

trust me, it is. so i've put together a list of things you should think about. here are some things i think you should consider. i being someone who has to read through a crap load of resumes and is not a human resources person. ergo has other job duties that need to be done. yes, some of these may be "small" things, but trust me - when i hit resume number 150, it's enough to hit the automatic NO pile.

where i work, the manager, supervisor, and usually at least one person who works in the area is involved in the interview along with our human resources representative. all of these people (except oddly enough the hr person) goes through the resumes. in my case this is likely because information technology is an area that is.... well.... fairly technical. i can only assume that the hr person feels they are best qualified to concentrate on personal or general areas regarding potential candidates.

just in case you happen to be wondering how my mind works on these things: the last stack of resumes i went through, were sorted into:

  • yes. definite short list.
  • maybe. will re-review.
  • meh. your resume didn't breathe enough of a spark to register.
  • bwa-ha-ha-ha. your resume registered all right. for the wrong reasons.
this time is was "yes" and "meh". maybe i'm getting cynical. maybe i'm betting a better feel for the process. maybe i just prefer to spend my weekends with my family instead of plowing through whatever it was you sent in.

so.... here's my tips. in no order of preference or offense.
  • don't fax the resume. they're fuzzy and harder to read than everyone else's. if you can't mail it (on decent quality paper) they likely have an e-mail address. our human resources department faithfully prints off your document, and attaches your submitting e-mail as the first page.
  • if submitting by e-mail, keep in mind i may be seeing that e-mail as the first page. that includes your file titles, and e-mail address. as well as any stupid ass e-mail sig that you have. so "suckup.doc" is not a good cover letter file name. "jesus saves, allah forgives, cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich." probably not the best thing to have at the bottom of your mail. and for the hell of it, use a decent sounding e-mail address.
  • if i'm hiring, say, a screwdriver turner - and you've got 20 years experience as a network administrator - why would you think i'd really consider you? you obviously a) are burnt out b) are totally useless/were just fired and are desperate c) are looking to fast track into the company and move up quickly. newsflash: i don't want to have to replace you again in 6 months, so i'm not going to interview you in the first place. don't make me waste paper and time on your resume.
  • why would you list a web browser as software you're experienced on? i mean, hello?! sure.... they can cause issues and need to be configured, but seriously...
  • does noting you are "a member of a visible minority." really work? first of all, your name probably indicates that already. secondly, so what? if you're not qualified, i'm not interested. if you are qualified, you just irritated me enough to drop your resume into the shredder.
  • use consistent formatting. same bullets. same indentation. the same font. at the same size.
  • read your resume out loud. spell check does not catch really stupid mistakes that are spelled correctly. for instance 'or' when you meant 'of'. it will also help you catch poor grammar, and other such things. if you can't say it easily - there's a problem.
  • if you use the phrase "attention to detail" you better have done the two points listed above. or i laugh as i shred your resume.
  • don't talk about yourself in the third person on your resume. maybe it's just personal, but i had more third person narrative style resumes this round than i've ever seen. i hated all of you.
  • watch your bolding. AND YOUR ALL CAPITALS. if you bold much more than the job title in your cover letter, it makes it harder to read. DITTO ALL CAPS. AND IF YOU WANT TO GET ATTENTION THIS IS THE WRONG WAY TO DO IT. most people will read the cover letter, and general profile sections. it's the best way to get a quick feel. doing the above to make a point in one of the sections most people read will irritate. well, irritate me anyway. I CAN GET AWAY WITH IT HERE BECAUSE IT'S MY BLOG.
  • bold however can be acceptable as part of a format (ie: section header, company/job title, etc.)
  • make our resume easy to navigate. if i want to see your work experience, don't make me hunt for it - make sure it's easy to find.
  • spend some time on a cover letter. many people will not look at the resume if the cover letter is either bad, or doesn't exist. it's your chance to sell yourself, and make a summary of pertinent information related to the job. do it. customize it.
  • one of my favourites.... "full list of courses and training will be made available on request." if you can't be bothered, neither can i. buh-bye.
  • using acronyms and obscure terms is bad. what your company refers to as a 'blidget' may be a 'gizmo' where i work. give some explanation so i know the context. no one knows everything - even within the same field. don't expect me to know (or look up) some title or technical "thing" you assume i should know. i may not. and i'm the guy who's hiring. well, probably not you. not unless you take the time to translate them into a frame of reference i will understand.
  • remember sounding confident, and sounding cocky is a really fine line.
  • and last but not least.... keep in mind that applying for every position may not be the best strategy. for the two we had posted, i think i had 20+ duplicate resumes. for very different jobs. some of which i remember seeing from the last position i was involved in hiring for. you're starting to look desperate. and you haven't been qualified for anything i've seen you apply for. now you look unqualified/overqualified and desperate.
somewhere i have a draft post i started in regards to interviewing. it's from the last two positions i was involved in hiring. i think it'll be time to dust it off after these next two.

time to call it a night. and to review the short list in the morning.

----
image: stolen from http://www.e-resume.net/
no affiliation or endorsement. (but if your resume sucks, or you lack people and writing skills they may be worth a look. just remember.... you still have to survive the interview.)

Monday, October 23, 2006

the vacation...... part 2wo

long. probably close to the length of day 1ne.
(let me know if these need to be shorter and i'll go day by day instead).

part 2wo: vancouver to the border.
photos all over the place. two short videos hosted at youtube.com (i linked rather than bog your browser with loading video on top of the too many photos.)

day 6ix: so, umm... where was i? oh yes, picked up the car and rolled into vancouver around noon.

and to be honest, it was new westminster, south-east of the whole "greater vancouver" area. we managed to find our way through the street systems and arrive unscathed at our friends place, where we visited for a couple of hours and made plans for the next day.

interested in our friend? he's better known as "litotes" in his blog. feel free to stop on by and watch how his mental state unravels. truly frightening at times.

at his suggestion, we sought lodging at a location recommended by someone he knows. the dutch dog. a quaint european styled bed and breakfast located in a historic house. selling point?
A formal dining room features a full, gourmet breakfast daily, served by your Host, Rose Nadon, herself a graduate of the famous Dubrulle Culinary Art and Hotel Institute.

let me tell you, sleeping in a king size ‘heavenly bed’ series pillow top, and eating a gourmet breakfast cooked by a classically trained french chef was one of the highlights of the trip. and the price was extremely reasonable. if this sounds like i'm endorsing this place, you're right. i am. highly. she was fabulous. the place was fabulous. the food was fabulous.

anyway... after setting up 'home' in the dutch dog we headed out to see the capilano suspension bridge. this is in essence, a bridge that goes nowhere. "vancouver's oldest tourist attraction, originally built in 1889, stretches 450 feet (137m) across and 230 feet (70m) above capilano River." why? it seemed pretty cool. they have a haida, first nations cultural living exhibit, some great history displays, the bridge, largest private collection of totem poles, and the treetop adventure walk "seven suspension bridges through the evergreens taking you up to 100 feet (30m) above the forest floor." plus in all the times we've been to van, we'd never been there.




the bridge is long, and high, and moves. there were a fair number of people who came with others, and refused to cross. it was quite the view of the canyon from the bridge.



if you're interested in how bad the motion is, i shot some short video - the quality isn't great, but you get a good idea. (click here to view) and remember, i am not moving. your medication just wore off.

the treetop adventure walk was pretty good as well, though not as long or as high as i had hoped. still a lot of fun. there are a couple places in north america that have 'canopy' walks, which is what i was hoping for, but not really expecting.




day 7even: the next day we met with our friend and his 4 1/2 year old and headed out to stanley park for the day. we spent most of our time at the aquarium and managed to catch the show for the beluga whales, and the dolphins. there's some beautiful salt water fish in the exhibits here. however the one i really wanted to see, the jellyfish exhibit was closed for a major remodel.




want to see the dolphin do a trick?
click here

how could i forget the lovable sea otter?



a trip around stanley park also brought us to the display of totem poles. not to mention the reams of tourists posing. busloads of them. i think i got more photos of people posing than i managed to get of the totem poles.


on the way home, we stopped and spent some time at the beach and the sea wall near stanley park. let me know if you see anything strange with the one building in the area (yes, it's real).





the trip home also took us by the famous "la casa gelato". home of over 508 flavours of gelato, including garlic, pear/blue-cheese/gorgonzola, fig, pumpkin/walnut, apple pie, and more than you could think possible. samples to help you decide are free and plentiful. the pear/blue-cheese/gorgonzola was good, but a little more than i was looking for that afternoon so i went with the fig in the end. great gelato.

the day wound down with dinner and long hours of visiting. we headed back to the b&b for the night.

day 8ight: we got up, packed, loaded the car and then ate a fabulous breakfast. it may have topped the breakfast of the first day.

we hit the highway taking the 99 down to the border at peace arch. the border crossing was fairly smooth. although i am a little disappointed. after seeing this sign, i expected everything to be accessible just beyond the border. who knew the country was that big? we managed to find the pointy thing on the right side, but the rest... no where near this sign. bastards. i curse your false advertising.


the border agent's primary questions were the standard. where you from. where are you headed. purpose of your visit. what are you bringing across. apparently sneaking this last question in catches large numbers of people. drugs. doh! i mean... come on, does that really work?

i was well behaved and bit my tongue to refrain from making stupid comments that would land me in trouble. although i had to laugh as we left the place....


while the interrogation was quick, we lost too much time waiting in the line up for any kind of hump that day. of course, this may have been advertised falsely as well.

and so ends the saga of terrible long prose, many many photos (i thinned, really) and bad video footage. i'll cover the gourmet breakfasts in another post if anyone is interested.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

the vacation.... (short & medium version)

in consideration of grant, who is currently working too hard to keep up with his blog list (and i freely admit i haven't been able to catch up on all your blogs since i went on holidays either.)

the short version:

  • took some time off work
  • used 3 days to get ready for the trip
  • drove to vancouver
  • drove to seattle
  • drove home
  • had 5 more days off
  • relaxed. got sick
  • back to work.

the medium version:
  • took some time off work.
  • used 3 days to get ready for the trip.
  • dropped the young'un off at the grandparents. yes.... they knew it was going to be about 10 days.
  • drove to vancouver to see a couple friends out there, since it's been about 4 years since i've seen them. got caught up on some stuff, and met their son (again, but 4 years makes a lot of difference). went to see the capilano suspension bridge, spent the day at stanley park - mostly at the vancouver aquarium. had a lovely dinner.
  • only spent a couple days in vancouver, then we headed on down to seattle. dropped into hardwick's hardware, half price books, seattle centre (which has the space needle, science center, emp, and sci-fi musuem/hall of fame) and pike place market.
  • drove home.
  • had 5 more days off.
  • relaxed. got sick.
  • back to work.
long version follows:

the vacation...... part 1ne

the long version, with photos.

part 1ne: home to vancouver.
photos are at the end.

summary: 9 days. 3,000 km (1 864 miles for some of you). 5 hotels. 1 b&b. 4 mediocre continental breakfasts. 1 decent continental breakfast. 2 superb breakfasts. many on the run fast food meals. 2 overpriced restaurant meals. 6 safeway lunches. 2 digital cameras. 820 assorted photos & videos.

so, here we go. imagine finally booking time off work, after 9 grueling months of grindstone, overtime, nightmare projects, and some of what they hired you to do..... you now have 16 days of complete freedom (including weekends of course).

day 1ne: so the car goes in and gets a pretty thorough once over before heading out since it's a road trip. i believe i whined about some of this in a previous post so a summary: 4 new tires, complete brake job, new water pump, some rad work, alignment, new alternator, and a couple misc. things. $2000 later, we're good to go. kal-tire is where i had the work done (with the exception of buying the tires). remember this. it's important later.

day 2wo/3hree: not much happens. spend some time with the young'un. figure out what needs to go on said road trip. prep and pack. drop off the young'un with the in-laws and spend some time visiting.

day 4our: head out on the road. get an early start. right after physio for the old shoulder. everything runs late, as the office screwed up the booking. eventually get out and hit the road - only losing a couple of hours. no big deal, as we're not really in a hurry. there's some stuff we want to see, but we've got lots of time. so we opt to go fairly scenic in our drive to vancouver and take the no 1 highway west through the roger's pass, and then to the 3a down through the okanagan valley in b.c. (not to be confused with the okonogan area of washington.)

travel tip: if you're not in a hurry, and are looking at spending some time in small town antique stores and the like, DO NOT travel on a monday. you would be amazed how many small towns still close down on sunday/monday.

the no 1 highway, being the major east/west highway across canada isn't exactly the most meandering of highways, but it still has some fabulous scenery. you start driving west across the praries, and move into the foothills, finally entering the rocky mountains. somewhere in the midsts of hours of mountain driving, you cross into bc (which is pretty much mostly mountains.)

turning off the no 1 highway and heading south down the 3a brings you onto a secondary highway that is even more scenic, with a twisting road that follows the mountain shoulder, minimal guardrails, and a dramatic view that falls hundreds of feet into the valley below you. lakes and rivers seem to have no end amidst the pine and aspen forests. it's hard to drive some of these hairpin turns and look at the scenery - and yet somehow it's hard not too. (and lest you think we're insane up here, the guardrails are on the sharp turns. we're not stupid, eh.) while the scenery is fabulous on these twisty mountain roads, there are few places to pull over to take photos since there are often no shoulders. rest areas are often hours apart, and the best you can do is an emergency pullout area not much bigger than your car. photos "on the road" through the mountains are not many due to these issues (and having driven this area many times previously).

bc has a somewhat unique structure for most of their towns. because most towns are located in valleys, they tend to be long and thin - often following the highway for a time, but sometimes only being a couple of blocks deep. this of course depends on the size of the valley and town.

the first day was mostly driving due to a late start, and the fact that small towns still close on mondays. it saw us through banff, into kootenay national park, yoho national park, through golden, into glacier national park, mt. revelstoke national park, revelstoke, sicamous, by the spiral tunnels, and onto the 3a into the okanogan valley, mara lake, enderby, armstrong (where they make armstrong cheese - tours available), spallumcheen, vernon, oyama, and finally into winfield where we spent the night at a super 8 motel.

ah yes, winfield - i remember staying there on vacation as a kid with the family once, 20 some years ago. dad had gotten tired of towing the tent trailer through the mountains, so they booked a motel with a kitchenette for the week. it advertised a pool. so imagine our surprise when we arrived, and they had filled the pool just the month before. i looked for the motel as we drove into the town, and was pleased to see it just freshly bulldozed, bulldozer still on-site.

guess i forgot to mention bc is not just mountains, trees, rivers and lakes. for the most part, the rest of it is a national park if there's no city or town nearby. and if you think the names here are funny, you should try a map of newfoundland. i'll also mention the okanagan area is known for it's fruit orchards, wineries, and ogopogo (the elusive relative of the loch ness monster said to inhabit the waters of okanagan lake.)

day 5ive: as the day dawned, i had my first complimentary continental breakfast from a super 8 motel, and pondered what i had done to deserve stale bagels and weak coffee for the price i paid. actually, to be honest - there wasn't a super 8 we stayed at that the room wasn't clean, and the service wasn't good to exceptional. the breakfasts over the week varied from location to location, but on the whole were "reasonable" for muffin, danish, cereal, bagel with coffee/tea/juice style breakfasts. we ate 'em because they were included for free - and i would likely have grabbed a bagel from safeway anyhow.

back into the car, and on the road into kelowna where things were open (being tuesday, and a pretty major town). picked up a couple items, and spent too much time - so back on the road to try and hit vancouver by end of day. through peachland, summerland (home of summerland syrup/fruit products - tours available during the summer season), pentiction, the hope slide, kalmeden, olalla, keremeos, hedley (had to go through hedley, one of my favourite bands named themselves after this town), princeton, hope, and into the 'greater vancouver area' chilliwack and abbotsford.

and somewhere between abbotsford and fort langley, as we left a rest stop - a radiator hose developed a leak. at night. in the dark. on a major highway with nothing around. imagine as i watch the light come on, and the engine temperature rise toward the red. stop on the shoulder, and see antifreeze steaming off my engine into the cool night. but luck was with us as we had 6 litres of premixed antifreeze. i opened the empty radiator and refilled it. topped up the reservoir.

and off we went, driving with flasher on. rigs and semis flashing lights and honking at us as we speed down the highway waiting for the luck to run out. radiator light goes on again. temperature starts to climb. look for enough shoulder to pull over on. refill everything again. cross our fingers and pull back into the night traffic - driving with emergency lights on.

what's that? an exit? shit - missed it. have to keep an eye out for the next one. ok.... there it is. and into langley we head, managing to pull in at a service station before we red-line. refill everything with water to get to a mechanic. find a phone. book a motel in the area. try to find a mechanic in the area.

would you believe kal-tire had a location 6 blocks from the service station? would you believe when we pulled in at 8:50pm, someone was just locking up as they were headed home? they re-opened the store to book the car in for the next morning. took the keys. got all the pertinent information. and then he drove us to our hotel. late night dinner at denny's - and it was good.

day 6ix: the morning dawns with the realization that we have a half dead car in the shop. so we call about an hour after they opened. they've already been in touch with the location i had do the work, and have diagnosed the issue. it's in the works to be repaired - and they're just waiting on the part. should be an hour or so. grab the lamest breakfast of our stay from the travelodge we're in, and call a cab.

this was the most interesting cab i've ridden in. the driver shows up, and heads inside where he proceeds to ignore us (his fare) and grab a cup, and paw through the complimentary guest breakfast. he then realizes we're standing by the cab waiting, and heads back out. he opens the back door, and gets into the front of his cab, reaches over, and hits the meter. we pile our luggage in through the one open door, get in and close the door. he takes off - headed to the back of the hotel, where he meanders through the parking lot, and around the block to get headed to our destination. he proceeds to meander the longest way of traveling between the two locations, with a punjabi radio station blaring at top volume for the trip. we finally arrive. he pulls up. we all sit there. i finally get tired of waiting - and open the door. he reaches over and turn the meter off. we hand him money, which he drops into his pocket with no change forthcoming. we exit, hauling our own luggage out. as he pulls out and leaves, we realize he never signaled. ever. and i have no idea of his cab company's name. guess i won't be complaining.

after a short wait, the car is deemed ready. a bill for a new radiator cap and small hose is presented. i pay $27 and we're back on the road. labour covered under warranty. 193 locations across canada. tough to go wrong with that kind of service.

we hit new westminster where our friend lives right about noon.

to be continued....


rest stop on the no 1 highway, probably
somewhere in the yoho national park.


odd rock formations on
the side of the highway

rock formation on the side of the
highway at the spiral tunnels

i wanted to buy some new antiques,
but like most small towns, they
were closed since it was monday

rogers pass, park information centre

rogers pass

my vote for ugliest hotel in the rockies
(i don't think i've ever gotten the name of
this place in all the times i've driven by it.)

train sheds. built to keep the
tracks clear during avalanche season.

calm, quiet, peaceful mara lake

calm, quiet, peaceful mara lake


(all images copyright 2006 - any use by an party other than myself must be approved. if you want to use them, please make your request in the comments section. don't be a dink and steal it, ask nicely.)