the shits.....

warning!

this post contains spoilers......

• spoil your day
• spoil your appetite
• spoil your mood
  

my life. literally.

i'll warn you that you may wish to skip this.....
although knowing human nature, you likely won't.....
so i'll hint it, rather than be blatant.

"The day before...... you must be on a CLEAR LIQUID DIET for the whole day before your test."

• Colyte
• "Flavoured" - I'd like to point out they don't indicate what flavour
• Colon electrolyte preparation
• Non-medicinal ingredients: Magnasweet 185, pineapple flavour, and sodium saccharin.
• Clinical Pharmacology: Colyte cleanses the bowel by induction of diarrhea
• The rate of administration is 240 ml (8 oz / 1 cup) every 10 minutes. Rapid drinking of each portion is preferred rather than drinking small amounts continuously.
• Refrigerate the solution, as chilling improves the taste.
• 4 Litres

i'll leave the rest to your imagination.

chilling does not improve the taste. 2 litres in and the aftertaste is almost making me vomit.

i lied about not being blatant (look away now.... look away now.....) i understand the term "peeing out my ass" better than i ever wanted to.

warned you.

oh crap. have to run.

MIP....

the moment in picture.....
an homage to joe*

frosty came out of his early retirement to help
celebrate the record snowfall in calgary this week.

* joe, if your desperate for your wip, feel free to use/recaption

that about sums it up......

the glory and the wonder of it.....

so, i went to the store yesterday and parked in front of an office. it was a dentists office. and i noticed the name of one of the doctors on the door. being 6" high lettering, it was awfully hard to miss.

it was dr. pecek.

i wondered two things:

1. what nationality is that?
2. surely, with "Dr." in front of it, no matter what the nationality, it must be pronounced paycheque (that would be paycheck for the rest of you.)